Terry the toothless termite

Posted in Drinking on March, 13 2005 3:29 PM

Terry the toothless termite goes into a pub and asks a man at the bar, "Is the bar tender here?" ...
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Flying drunk

Posted in Drinking on February, 20 2004 9:51 PM

This man walks into a bar that is on top of a very tall building, he orders one large drink. Downs it in one, goes over to a window and jumps out. 10 minuets later the same man walks back in. Ord ...
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Posted in Drinking on February, 03 2004 11:07 PM

A lady walks into a bar and says, "Barkeep, gimme a martooni." The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, "Barkeep, gimme another martooni." So he goes back and fixe ...
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The Beer Festival

Posted in Drinking on January, 01 2004 2:27 PM

After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it would be fun to hit a pub in London and go out for a beer. The first sits down and says, "Hey, Señor, I would like the ...
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Winning Money on the Horse

Posted in Drinking on December, 09 2003 12:44 PM

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While waiting for his beer he notices a very large brandy glass filled to the brim with 10 dollar bills. There was a sign behind the glass: "If you can ...
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Skeleton in the Bar

Posted in Drinking on August, 14 2003 9:40 PM

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop. ...
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Fall Down Drunk

Posted in Drinking on August, 14 2003 9:36 PM

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He ...
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Dog and Fox

Posted in Drinking on July, 15 2003 5:46 PM

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints. ...
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