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Terry the toothless termite
Posted in Drinking on March, 13 2005 3:29 PM
Terry the toothless termite goes into a pub and asks a man at the bar, "Is
the bar tender here?"
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Flying drunk
Posted in Drinking on February, 20 2004 9:51 PM
This man walks into a bar that is on top of a very tall building, he orders
one large drink. Downs it in one, goes over to a window and jumps out.
10 minuets later the same man walks back in. Ord
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A lady walks into a bar and says, "Barkeep, gimme a martooni." The
bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, "Barkeep,
gimme another martooni." So he goes back and fixe
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The Beer Festival
Posted in Drinking on January, 01 2004 2:27 PM
After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it
would be fun to hit a pub in London and go out for a beer.
The first sits down and says, "Hey, Señor, I would like the
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Winning Money on the Horse
Posted in Drinking on December, 09 2003 12:44 PM
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While waiting for his beer he
notices a very large brandy glass filled to the brim with 10 dollar bills. There
was a sign behind the glass: "If you can
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Skeleton in the Bar
Posted in Drinking on August, 14 2003 9:40 PM
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
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Fall Down Drunk
Posted in Drinking on August, 14 2003 9:36 PM
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to
leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He
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Dog and Fox
Posted in Drinking on July, 15 2003 5:46 PM
Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 8 pints.
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