One day in a bar, and man runs in out of breath, face red, sweating like a pig. The bartender says," What on earth is happening out there" And the man replys," No time to explain...give me 15 shots of your best and most expensive liqour....HURRY"
So the bartender lays out 15 shot glasses and begins pouring. As he finishes pouring a shot, the man drinks it without hesitation or a pause to breath until he gets all 15 shots.
When the man was done the bartendor said," Why on earth did yah do that"
The man replys" Well, I couldn't do that with the 15 cents I have"