A man

Posted in Drinking on May, 27 2003 4:46 AM

One day in a bar, and man runs in out of breath, face red, sweating like a pig.  The bartender says," What on earth is happening out there"  And the man replys," No time to explai ...
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Bet the Barman

Posted in Drinking on April, 27 2003 4:31 AM

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.  After chatting with some customers, he walks over to the bartender and offers to make a bet.  "I'll bet you $250 that i can whip out my coc ...
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5 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

Posted in Drinking on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

1 Beer never laughs in pity at you wearing T-shirts with "5 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman" 2 Nobody will think you a damned liar when you say that you have had a few beers in your life. ...
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Six pack

Posted in Drinking on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

There were three men, Bill, James and Andy working on the top of a high rise building in New York. As James was cleaning 1 of the windows on the 100th floor he unfortunately fell and dropped to hi ...
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Too Much of Everything

Posted in Drinking on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

A man was sitting in the bar with a pint of beer, a cigarette and shouting at the top of his voice. He got kicked out so he started making his way home. When he finally gets home his wife says "I' ...
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Tarmac

Posted in Drinking on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

A man walks into a pub with a lump of Tarmac under his arm. The barman says "can I help you sir?" The man replies "Yes i'll have a pint of lager and one for the road please". ...
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Push

Posted in Drinking on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

A man is in bed with his wife when they hear a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", ...
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Pub bet

Posted in Drinking on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

This guy walked into a bar and said to the barman "I bet you £100 that I can pee into that glass which is 10 metres away without gettin even one little drop of widdle anywhere else in the bar". ...
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