Too Much of Everything

Posted in Drinking on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

A man was sitting in the bar with a pint of beer, a cigarette and shouting at the top of his voice. He got kicked out so he started making his way home.
When he finally gets home his wife says "I'm leaving you"
"Why?" said the man
"Because you drink, swear and smoke."said the woman
"No I don't!"
The man started to look round the room and said "Shit, I've left my fucking fags at the pub!"

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