Kindergarten Kids

Posted in Education on February, 27 2005 10:47 PM

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association. 'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,' she tells the children. So sh ...
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Fascinate

Posted in Education on June, 27 2004 9:21 AM

The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, ...
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A+ in Maths

Posted in Education on August, 05 2003 1:23 PM

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort ...
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Maths Teachers

Posted in Education on February, 03 2003 8:07 PM

There are only three kinds of Maths teacher; The ones who can count, and the ones who can't! ...
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Butler

Posted in Education on February, 03 2003 8:06 PM

James the butler had a tremendous command of the English language but had trouble with french phraseology, one such was the phrase Faux Paix so he decided to ask his lordship for an analogy. "Why ...
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I Don't Want To Go To School

Posted in Education on February, 03 2003 8:05 PM

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the ki ...
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Intellectual Joke

Posted in Education on February, 03 2003 8:00 PM

Descartes walked into a bar. The barman asked "Would you like a drink?" To which Descartes replied "I think not!", and vanished. ...
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Scouser School Test

Posted in Education on February, 03 2003 7:59 PM

1. Craig has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinnie for 300 quid and 90 grams to Tomo for 90 quid a gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? 2. Marcus pimps 3 brasser ...
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