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Kindergarten Kids
Posted in Education on February, 27 2005 10:47 PM
It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste
association. 'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what
flavor it is,' she tells the children. So sh
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The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals.
It was fascinating."
The teacher said,
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A+ in Maths
Posted in Education on August, 05 2003 1:23 PM
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried
everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything
they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort
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Maths Teachers
Posted in Education on February, 03 2003 8:07 PM
There are only three kinds of Maths teacher; The ones
who can count, and the ones who can't!
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James the butler had a tremendous command of the English
language but had trouble with french phraseology, one such was the phrase Faux
Paix so he decided to ask his lordship for an analogy. "Why
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I Don't Want To Go To School
Posted in Education on February, 03 2003 8:05 PM
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake
up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the ki
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Intellectual Joke
Posted in Education on February, 03 2003 8:00 PM
Descartes walked into a bar. The barman asked "Would you like
a drink?" To which Descartes replied "I think not!", and
vanished.
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Scouser School Test
Posted in Education on February, 03 2003 7:59 PM
1. Craig has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to
Vinnie for 300 quid and 90 grams to Tomo for 90 quid a gram, what is the street
value of the rest of his hold? 2. Marcus pimps 3 brasser
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