Saddam Hussain's CDs

Posted in Famous People on March, 30 2003 9:02 PM

Where does saddam hussain puts his CDs? In a rack. ...
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Obligatory Beckham Joke

Posted in Famous People on February, 04 2003 1:10 PM

What do you do if David Beckham throws a pin at you? Run: he's got a grenade in his mouth. ...
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Kylie

Posted in Famous People on February, 03 2003 7:24 PM

Where does Kylie Minogue buy her kebabs from? Jason's Donner van! ...
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Hardy and Nelson

Posted in Famous People on February, 03 2003 7:23 PM

Hardy was stood on the deck just as they were going into the historic battle of Trafalgar when out walks Nelson wearing his bright red jacket. Hardy asks Nelson if he can speak freely, Nelson says ...
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Beckham Joke Number Three

Posted in Famous People on February, 03 2003 7:23 PM

Posh and Becks arrive from their holiday at Heathrow. A mini cab driver asks them where they have been D.B. "I've been away in America, doing some sight seeing and shopping, and we ate in this w ...
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Showbusiness

Posted in Famous People on February, 03 2003 7:22 PM

A man went to see an agent as he wanted a career in showbusiness. The agent agreed the man was very talented and agreed he could go a long way. Despite this the agent would not take on the actor u ...
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Brooklyn Beckham's Diary

Posted in Famous People on February, 03 2003 7:17 PM

Monday: Today dad was trying to do a puzzle of a tiger. An hour later he was still trying, until Uncle Alex came round and told him to put the Frosties back in the box. ...
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Moses

Posted in Famous People on February, 03 2003 7:12 PM

What happened when moses went to Mount Olive? Popeye kicked the shit out of him. ...
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