100 Fruits

Posted in Food on September, 24 2006 4:12 PM

Two men got kidnapped by a pirate and taken to a desert island. The pirate told them that they must collect 100 fruit before they can be freed so they both go off to collect t ...
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Posted in Food on August, 09 2005 8:50 PM

Q: Why Are Cooks Mean?  A: Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream. ...
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No chocolate

Posted in Food on May, 14 2005 5:10 PM

Lady walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day. "I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says. "I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate in this weather and we just ran out. We ...
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Cheese at Bedtime

Posted in Food on March, 22 2005 9:47 AM

What sort of cheese is the best to have before you go to bed ? ...
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Posted in Food on February, 19 2005 4:13 AM

A psychiatrist and his patient were walking through the hospital garden. The patient says: "That rhubarb over there, how do you get it to grow so tall?" The psychiatrist replies: "I think the head ...
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Jungle Pleasure

Posted in Food on August, 01 2004 9:28 PM

Three lost guys were wondering in the jungle when they came across a tribe of natives. The chief told them, " Go collect 100 of your favorite fruit and return for further instru ...
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Korean Food

Posted in Food on December, 07 2003 6:01 PM

What do Koreans call a dog wagging its tail? A Happy Meal. ...
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Coq Au Vin

Posted in Food on November, 27 2003 12:10 PM

Q. Did you hear about the stupid man who wanted to become a chef? A. He thought coq au vin was sex in the back of a lorry. ...
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