Got Any Grapes?

Posted in Food on February, 03 2003 7:36 PM

A duck walks into a hardware store and says to the attendant "have you got any grapes?"

The attendant replies "NO this is a hard ware store we dont have any grapes"

The duck shrugs his shoulders and walks out.

The following day the duck walks back into the same hardware store "you got any grapes?"

The attendant looks at the duck and shouts "I told you yesterday that we dont have any grapes, now get out of my store!"

The next day the duck walks back into the hardware store and quacks "you got any grapes?"

The attendant looks at the duck in disbelief and screams "Look I have told you three times now that we dont have any grapes and if you come in here again asking for grapes then I am going to nail your flat webbed feet to the floor, you got it ?. Now get out of my store!!!"

Next day the duck walks back into the store "You got any nails?"

The attendant, surprised, says "No, we're all out of nails."

"Good", says the duck. "You got any grapes?"

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