I'll have a quicky please

Posted in Food on November, 27 2003 11:09 AM

A man sits down at a table in a small cafe. The waitress comes over to ask the man what he would like to order. "I'll have a quicky please." He replies "How dare you!" she says before she slaps h ...
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butcher

Posted in Food on November, 27 2003 10:59 AM

Q. Did you hear about the butcher who accidently backed into his mincer? A. He got a little behind with his orders! ...
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The Muffin Joke

Posted in Food on June, 24 2003 2:02 AM

There are two muffins sitting in a muffin pan in the oven.  The first muffin looks to the second and gasps, "Gee it's hot in here!" The second muffin, clearly in shock, yells "Oh my go ...
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Sausage and egg

Posted in Food on June, 13 2003 10:56 PM

There was a a sausage and an egg in a frying pan. The egg turned to the sausage and said "its a bit hot in here isn't it". The sausage replied in shock "F*ck me a talking egg"!!!  ...
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Cakes

Posted in Food on February, 03 2003 7:55 PM

An elderly man was was dying and in his last few moments he asked the Priest to take him down to the kitchen where his wife was baking. The Priest carried the old man down and pushed through the k ...
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KFC

Posted in Food on February, 03 2003 7:47 PM

What does a woman and a 3 peice KFC meal have in common? A. Take away the breast and the legs and all you have left is a smelly box! ...
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Got Any Grapes?

Posted in Food on February, 03 2003 7:36 PM

A duck walks into a hardware store and says to the attendant "have you got any grapes?" The attendant replies "NO this is a hard ware store we dont have any grapes" The duck shrugs his shoulders a ...
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Fight In The Biscuit Tin

Posted in Food on February, 03 2003 7:35 PM

Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin? The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi! ...
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