Peanuts

Posted in Food on February, 03 2003 7:33 PM

A pastor was paying a visit to an elderly lady in her home when her phone rang and she went into the next room to answer it. As he was sitting there he noticed a glass candy dish full of roasted p ...
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Mummy, mummy...

Posted in Food on February, 03 2003 7:33 PM

mummy mummy, what's for dinner? shut up and get back in the oven. ...
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Two Cannibals

Posted in Food on February, 03 2003 7:28 PM

Two cannibals are eating their dinner and one cannnbal says to the other "I dont like my mother in law much." The other cannibal replies "Well, just eat your chips then!" ...
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Crisps

Posted in Food on February, 03 2003 7:27 PM

2 bags of crisps are walking done the road, a policeman pulls up beside them and asks "Do you want a lift?", They both reply "Sorry mate, we're walkers!" ...
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Cannibal on Holiday

Posted in Food on February, 03 2003 7:27 PM

a canibal goes into the doctors and says "doctor im really depressed, what can i do?" the doctor replies, "Go on holiday for a week and come back and tell me how you got on" The cannibal agrees an ...
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