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30 Funny Facts About Turning 30
Posted in Funny Lists on November, 15 2010 5:32 AM
1. You leave gigs before the encore to "beat the rush"
2. You own a lawnmower
3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start
dreaming of having a son who might instead
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2. You own a lawnmower
3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start
dreaming of having a son who might instead
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How temperature affects the mind.
Posted in Funny Lists on June, 07 2006 11:09 AM
40 degrees:Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland
sunbathe.
35 degrees:Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with
the windows down.
20 degrees:Floridians wear co
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Rules For The World Cup
Posted in Funny Lists on May, 25 2006 11:24 AM
Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives,
girlfriends, fiancés etc.
LIST OF RULES
1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the
ne
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Misconceived Domain Names
Posted in Funny Lists on October, 24 2005 11:40 PM
Certain company marketing departments are either very clever or really
stupid. You may be searching for something specific but if you come up with
these places you'll probably end up disappointe
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25 things to make you feel good about being a man!
Posted in Funny Lists on October, 16 2005 7:36 AM
1. OPENING JARS - she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it
effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's
work.
2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially
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Why Women Are Like Football Pitches
Posted in Funny Lists on July, 21 2004 1:17 PM
1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width,
thus varying the quality of the play. 2. Pitches vary from the well-grassed
to the completely bald. 3. Remember it is pos
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Signs that you're over 40
Posted in Funny Lists on July, 10 2004 3:38 PM
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one
expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People who call at 9
PM 
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Questions that have Confused Mankind
Posted in Funny Lists on July, 10 2004 3:30 PM
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm go
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