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1. You leave gigs before the encore to "beat the rush"

2. You own a lawnmower

3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start
dreaming of having a son who might instead
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40 degrees:Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees:Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees:Floridians wear co ...

Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancés etc. LIST OF RULES 1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the ne ...

Certain company marketing departments are either very clever or really stupid. You may be searching for something specific but if you come up with these places you'll probably end up disappointe ...

1. OPENING JARS - she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially ...

1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of the play. 2. Pitches vary from the well-grassed to the completely bald. 3. Remember it is pos ...

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People who call at 9 PM  ...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm go ...