Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.
Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.
New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold.
People in Miami are extinct.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival excercise until it gets cold enough.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs.
Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "
Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup