Things to do at a Wedding

Posted in Funny Lists on April, 30 2004 8:30 PM

Show up with a baby and claim he belongs to the newlyweds. Cover yourself with glue to improve your chances of catching the bouquet. Offer to show people pictures of the brid ...
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20 Signs You Are Living in a Cannibal Village

Posted in Funny Lists on February, 15 2004 10:09 PM

Census form reads "1000...999...998...997...996.." and has lots of crossing out in Biro Villagers keep measuring your waist and shaking their heads Everyone you meet says, "I'd love to have you ...
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Only in America

Posted in Funny Lists on February, 08 2004 5:13 PM

(...and possibly Britain)1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only ...
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The Men Commandments

Posted in Funny Lists on January, 01 2004 1:16 PM

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: When a heroic dog dies to save its master. The moment Angel ...
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Ten Ways the Y2K Bug Affects Disney

Posted in Funny Lists on December, 21 2003 10:11 PM

10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10.7. The "It's ...
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Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom

Posted in Funny Lists on November, 21 2003 9:34 PM

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask yourneighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time ...
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50 Fun Things to do at Walmart

Posted in Funny Lists on November, 21 2003 9:22 PM

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling themand stranding them at strategic locations.2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.3. Set all the alarm clocks ...
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The Laws of Golf

Posted in Funny Lists on November, 11 2003 8:18 PM

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, ...
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