he said she said

Posted in Gender on November, 11 2004 12:47 AM

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.She said...You wear briefs, don't you? He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said.. ...
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Tough Girl?

Posted in Gender on December, 21 2003 3:34 PM

How do you know when a girl's really tough? She rolls her own tampons! ...
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Missing chapter from Genesis

Posted in Gender on June, 08 2003 10:32 PM

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that he was going to make Adam a ...
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The Perfect Couple

Posted in Gender on February, 03 2003 9:37 PM

One day a perfect man met a perfect woman. after dating for a couple of perfect weeks they decided to get married. it was the perfect wedding and their lives were, of course, perfect. on one perfe ...
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Top Seven Men

Posted in Gender on February, 03 2003 9:36 PM

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you wan ...
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Nudist Colony

Posted in Gender on February, 03 2003 9:35 PM

How can you tell a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. ...
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Bad Day

Posted in Gender on February, 03 2003 9:29 PM

A bloke walks into a pub and orders 6 double vodkas, the barman says "bad day ?" The bloke replies "yes, I just found out my brother's gay !" "oh you'll get used to it" replies the barman. The f ...
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The Ferret

Posted in Gender on February, 03 2003 9:25 PM

One day a bloke called Dave was sitting at the bar in a pub when in walks his mate Steve with a massive grin on his face. "What have you got to be so happy about?" asks Dave "It's my ferrit" says ...
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