Skiers

Posted in Holidays on August, 09 2005 7:54 PM

There were three men on a camping holiday, all in a tent in a farmers field. In the morning the three men told each other what they had dreamt the night before. The one on the left said "I dre ...
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Drunk at the Airport

Posted in Holidays on May, 15 2003 4:15 PM

A drunk arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. 'No,' replied the Drunk. 'I'v ...
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Hotel

Posted in Holidays on February, 03 2003 9:53 PM

One day, a man walked into a Hotel and said "Do you have a room?" Then the Manager said, "Yes, we have one with a pig, one with a cow, and one with 18 ladies. He picked the one with the 18 ladies. ...
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Hunters

Posted in Holidays on February, 03 2003 9:51 PM

Three men go hunting, two are smart, and one is dumb. The first smart one goes out and 2 hours later comes back with a deer. The other two ask how he did it, and he said, "I found the tracks, I fo ...
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Rude Parrot

Posted in Holidays on February, 03 2003 9:32 PM

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!" The stewardes ...
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