Drunk at the Airport

Posted in Holidays on May, 15 2003 4:15 PM

A drunk arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks.

An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. 'No,' replied the Drunk. 'I've lost all me luggage!'

'How'd that happen?'

'The cork fell out!' said the drunk.

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