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Yo momma...
Posted in Insults on April, 27 2005 2:15 PM
Yo mamma is so fat that when she weighed herself on the scales, it came up
with her telephone number.
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Your Momma
Posted in Insults on October, 29 2004 12:15 AM
Your momma is so fat when she put high heels on she struck
oil.
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You are so poor
Posted in Insults on July, 10 2003 7:46 AM
You are so poor you eat cereal with forks to save milk!
You are so poor your face is on the cover of a food stamp!
You are so poor when I walked in your front door a mouse tripped me and a
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Yo Mamma !
Posted in Insults on June, 21 2003 7:29 AM
Yo Mammas so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean all of the
Whales start singing " We are family ! "
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yo momas so dumb when she was on her way to an airport, and saw a sign
sayin "airport left", she turned round and went home.
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 5. 1 to hold it up and 4 to turn the room around
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You are so poor when I walked into your
house and put out a cigarette you said," who turned off the
heat"
You are so ugly that when you stuck your
head outside of your window you were arreste
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