Yo momma...

Posted in Insults on April, 27 2005 1:15 PM

Yo mamma is so fat that when she weighed herself on the scales, it came up with her telephone number. ...
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Your Momma

Posted in Insults on October, 28 2004 11:15 PM

Your momma is so fat when she put high heels on she struck oil. ...
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You are so poor

Posted in Insults on July, 10 2003 6:46 AM

You are so poor you eat cereal with forks to save milk! You are so poor your face is on the cover of a food stamp! You are so poor when I walked in your front door a mouse tripped me and a ...
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Yo Mamma !

Posted in Insults on June, 21 2003 6:29 AM

Yo Mammas so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean all of the Whales start singing " We are  family ! " ...
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yo moma

Posted in Insults on May, 26 2003 6:07 PM

yo momas so dumb when she was on her way to an airport, and saw a sign sayin "airport left", she turned round and went home. ...
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blondes

Posted in Insults on May, 15 2003 11:05 AM

Q. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A. 5. 1 to hold it up and 4 to turn the room around ...
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You...

Posted in Insults on May, 14 2003 4:48 PM

You are so poor when I walked into your house and put out a cigarette you said," who turned off the heat" You are so ugly that when you stuck your head outside of your window you were arreste ...
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New Dress

Posted in Insults on February, 03 2003 10:31 PM

I would like to see you in something long and flowing, like the river. ...
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