Belt

Posted in Insults on February, 03 2003 10:29 PM

You're so fat you have to put your belt on with a boomerang! ...
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House

Posted in Insults on February, 03 2003 10:28 PM

Your house is so small, when I put the key in the door, I stabbed everyone inside! ...
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Sainsburys

Posted in Insults on February, 03 2003 10:27 PM

you're so stupid that if you got locked in sainsbury's you'd starve to death ...
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Russians

Posted in Insults on February, 03 2003 10:25 PM

What do you call a Russian man with 3 balls? Whodya nicka bollockov. ...
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Sorry note

Posted in Insults on February, 03 2003 10:25 PM

Were you born with a sorry note from Durex or something?? ...
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Three Insults For Your Friends

Posted in Insults on February, 03 2003 10:22 PM

1)You're so ugly you'd scare a Police Horse! 2)You're so stupid it must have been the lifeguards day off when you were in the gene pool! 3)Psychology students can square root an orange, they just ...
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If I Gave...

Posted in Insults on February, 03 2003 10:20 PM

If I gave a shit you'd be the first person that I'd give it to ...
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Grenade

Posted in Insults on February, 03 2003 10:05 PM

Q. what do you do if a Bernard Manning throws a grenade at you? A. take out the pin and throw it back. ...
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