4 Presidents

Posted in Political on January, 06 2007 6:12 PM

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirl to the land of OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and find the Great Wizard . "What brings the four of yo ...
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Boy playing with his train set

Posted in Miscellaneous on December, 28 2006 7:27 AM

A boy is playing with his train and his mum overhears him saying, "All you bastards getting off, for god's sake hurry up, all you bastards getting on, for christ's sake hurry up and sit dow ...
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Pulled Over

Posted in Miscellaneous on December, 14 2006 4:34 PM

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."  The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar ...
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Viagra

Posted in Sex on December, 07 2006 10:57 AM

Why is the local retirement home giving Viagra to 80 year olds at bedtime? To stop them falling out of bed at night. ...
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There were two nuns..

Posted in Religion on December, 05 2006 2:33 PM

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),  and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).  It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.  SM: ...
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Triple Trouble

Posted in Religion on November, 30 2006 7:57 AM

Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really is a DOG! ...
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Knock Knock!

Posted in Animals on October, 02 2006 7:47 PM

Who's there?   Cowsgo.   Cowsgo who?   No they don't they go moooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! ...
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Inkling

Posted in Corny on October, 02 2006 9:08 AM

What is a inkling? A baby fountain pen. ...
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