A man goes into a bar and sits down at a table. There is a bowl of peanuts. He is about to take a handful when they start saying nice things about him like "Mate, that's a great top, really suits you" and "Nice haircut!" ect ect.

The man is a little freaked out by this and walks over to a one armed bandit. He is about to put some money in when the one armed bandit starts insulting him, saying things like "Where did you get that top, a dustbin?" and "Where did you get that haircut, in a blender?" etc etc.

Now the man is really freaked out, he goes over to the barman and says "I think there's something wrong with me! The peanuts started talking to me and they were being really nice, but then the one-armed bandit started insulting me!"

The barman thinks for a moment and then says,"Oh yes sir, the peanuts are complimentary, but the one-armed bandit is out of order."