Two men are taking an oral IQ test. The first man is asked "Put the word 'great' into a sentence." So the man says "I have bought a new coat, and it's great."

The second man is asked "Put the word 'fascinate' into a sentence." So he thinks a bit, and eventually he says "I bought a new coat, and it's great, but it's got nine buttons and I can only fasten eight!"