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Nuns

Posted By Funny.co.uk (08 February, 2003)

Two nuns were driving through transalvania when a vampire jumped into the middle of the road showing his fangs. One nun said to the other "Quick! Show him your cross!"

So the nun leaned out and said "Fuck off out of the way!"

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