Lada

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Lada

Posted By Funny.co.uk (08 February, 2003)

A bloke was driving up the M1 in his Lada. Suddenly there is a pop and a bang and the Lada starts to loose speed quickly so he pulls off to the hard shoulder. A few minutes later a Porsche pulls up in front of them and a bloke jumps out.
"Do you want a tow mate?" he says,
"yes please" the Lada driver replies.
"Ok, but if I go too fast then you will have to put youre indicator on or I will lose myself!!"
So the two men set off and after about ten minutes a Ferrari pulls up alongside the Porsche and they start to race, forgetting the poor Lada behind. Finally they take an exit to a little village and zoom past a little pub with a man standing outside it with his pint in his hand. This bloke runs inside to his freinds and blurts out;
"You'll never guess what I've just seen! I saw a Ferrari and porsche racing at 250mph and a Lada indicating to overtake!!!"

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