A man walked into an bar with a cat and an ostrich. He says "can I have three
beers." The bar man says "that will be £3.00 please" and the cat says "I'm not paying
for that!" So the man takes exactly £3.00 out of his pocket.
The next day they walk into the
bar again and he says "I'll have three beers
and three pies." The bar man says "That will be £6.00 please." and the cat says "I'm not
paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £6.00 out of his pocket.
The next day they go into the
bar and the bar man says "The past two days you've come in here with that cat
and that ostrich and paid with exact change, why?"
"Well I found a magic lamp and a Genie gave me three wishes. I wished for
the exact change on those two days."
"What about the 3rd one?"
"Well that's were I screwed up! I asked for a long legged
bird with a tight pussy."
