There once was a woman who really needed sex. Then she went to a sex shop and asked the shopkeeper for the best dildo ever.

The shop keeper went into the back and got out the magic dildo.He explained the you can tell it to do what ever you want it to do, whenever you say "Fuck me!"

The woman then took it home and tried it out.She got home and said "Fuck me!"

Then the dildo jumped out of the box and started to fuck her! But on the box it did not state how to stop it so the dildo carried on fucking her!

Then the woman need to ring the police for help.When the cop got to the house, he smashed open the door and saw a dildo fucking the woman on its own.

He then shouted: "Fuck Me!"