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Monthly Bleeding


Posted By gunners (12 July, 2003)
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Little Susie is beginning her monthly bleeding, but isn't quite sure what is going on. Embarrassed about telling her parents and not sure who to turn to, she decides to speak to her good friend little Jonny.

Susie lifts up her dress, pulls down her panties, and shows Jonny the problem.

"Do you know whats wrong?" Susie asked

"Well, i'm no doctor." Jonny replies "But it looks like somebodys ripped your balls off!"

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