Triplets

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Triplets

Posted By Funny.co.uk (08 February, 2003)

A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she decided to go for a walk when she was shot in the stomach.

The Dr. said the children would be fine but they would each have a bullet inside them.

It was sixteen years later when one of her girls came down and said that when she had a shit she found a bullet so the mum explained the story.

A bit later her second daughter came down and said when she went for a piss she found a bullet, so for the second time she explained the story.

All of a sudden her son came down in a right state. His mum turned around and said "Don't tell me you went to toilet and found a bullet".

He then turned back and said "No, I was having a wank and I shot the dog!"

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