Two men are trying to break a world record by walking cross country. Quite tired one evening, the first man insists he simply must sleep somewhere warm that night. They travelled a bit further when they came upon a farm house. Delighted, the two men ran towards a farmer tending his fields.

"Please, sir, we need a dry place to rest tonight before traveling on." ,the first man begged. The farmer raised an eyebrow at the two men, and finally nodded.

"On one condition," he added. The two weary men exchanged looks, but then nodded. "Sure, anything!". The farmer looked them over once more and then continued. "I best not catch you lookin' at my daughter!", to which the men nodded once more.

The farmer then invited them in to dinner. When they were seated at the table, the farmer's daughter walked in. Tall, tan, and blonde, the men just couldn't help but stare. The farmer shook his head.

"I saw ya lookin', now come out to my fields for yer punishments.", and the three left the table.

Once in the fields, the farmer told them that their punishment was to go pick ten of their favorite fruits and bring them back to him. The two hungry men thought this sounded wonderful, and they ran out into the fields.

After a short time, the first man returned to the farmer, carrying  his 10 strawberries.

"Now," said the farmer. "Pull down your pants and stick them up your bum."

The man dropped his drawers, and began sticking them one at a time up his bum. But he couldn't stop laughing, so they kept falling back out. After several tries at this, he finally dropped to the ground in stiches.

"What is so danged funny, boy?" ,asked the farmer.

"My friend is picking 10 watermelons."