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Whales & Sailors


Posted By Richard (20 July, 2003)
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Two whales are swimming in the ocean when they see a whaling ship inthe distance. The male whale realises that it's the same one that killed his parents so he turns to the female whale and asks if she'll help him get his revenge. She's a little apprehensive but he manages to talk her round, so they go up to the either side of the boat and start to blow through their blowholes, rocking the boat until it capsizes. The male whale starts to eat all the sailors when he notices the female whale swimming away. He chases after her and when he catches up says, 'Whereare you going?' to which she replies, 'Listen, I agreed to the blow job, but if you think I'm swallowing any seamen you've got another thing coming!'
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