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Free Watch


Posted By Funny.co.uk (08 February, 2003)
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Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy when he noticed
the brand new shiney watch Jimmy was wearing.

"Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked.

"Nope," Jimmy replied.

"Well did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked.

"Nope."

"You didn't steal it did you?"

"No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mum and Dad's bedroom the other night
when they were on the job. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me."

Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of
Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night he waited
outside his parents room until he heard the unmistakeable noises of
lovemaking.

Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His
father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked him angrily;
"What do you want now?"

"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.

"Well stand in the corner and keep quiet then," said his father
returning to the job at hand.
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