Two cowboys are walking through the dessert and they are really thirsty. They carry on walking and they come to pub so they go in and have a drink.

While there drinking a women behind them starts choking on her food. The first cowboy asks her if she is ok and she says yes. A couple of minutes later the cowboys turn around to find the women blue in the face, still choking.

So the second cowboy says to the first cowboy 'watch this' and he walks over to the women, stands her up, pulls down her skirt and pants and lick between her buttocks.

The women is so shocked that whatever was stuck in her throat came flying out.

The second cowboy says to the first cowboy 'I've always wanted to do the hind-lick remover.'