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Clock Shop

Posted By Funny.co.uk (08 February, 2003)

A man enters a clock shop and takes out his manhood and puts it on the counter. The lady assistant says to him "Sir this is a clock shop not a cock shop."

He replies "Put two hands and a face on it then."

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