5 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

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5 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

Posted By Funny.co.uk (08 February, 2003)

1 Beer never laughs in pity at you wearing T-shirts with "5 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than A Woman"

2 Nobody will think you a damned liar when you say that you have had a few beers in your life.

3 Beer does not back off from you repulsed, when you want to pick it up.

4 Beer does not yawn and look away disinterested while you reel off facts about why it is better than women.

5 Beers do not walk past you every single day ignoring you, leaving you wondering if you will ever get to know what they taste like.

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