A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he drinks it, he tells the
bartender that it is his birthday, he is now 40 today and has never been to a
bar before.
The bartender is surprised but listens. The man orders another pint and one
for the barman, telling the barman that it was such nice beer he would like "one
for the road". On downing his second pint, he walks to the center of the room,
whips out his willy and spins in a circle, peeing over everyone. The barman,
very angry, throws him out.
The next evening the man walks into the bar again. The barman stops him
saying, "I'm not serving you - you have two pints and then you go MAD!"
"I know how you must feel," says the man, "but I have come to apologise. This
has never happened to me before and I am deeply embarassed. It has taken a lot
of courage to overcome my embarassment and return here to apologise."
The barman decides to let him off and to buy a drink for everyone in the bar
saying sorry. He has one himself. When the man has finished the drink, he offers
to buy a drink for the barman, who accepts. On finishing his second drink, once
again the man walks to the center of the room, jumps up on a table, whips out
his willy, and spins around peeing over everyone. The barman throws him out.
The man walks into the bar on the third evening. The barman is quite
angry and tells him that he will not be served no matter what he says.
"I understand," our hero says. "I am very deeply embarassed that there has
been a repetion of my gross behaviour. It has taken a lot of courage to deal
with my embarassment and to come here to apologise. I have been so embarassed
that I have sought professional help. I have been to see a doctor, who has
treated me and now assured me that I am cured!"
Seeing that he is
cured, the barman decides to allow the man to stay. He buys a drink for the
dwindling clientele and one for himself. As he chats to the barman about his
embarassment, the barman takes pitty on this lonley man and allows him another
drink. He downs his second pint, walks to the center of the room, jumps onto a
table, whips out his willy and spins in a circle peeing over everyone.
The barman calls out, "I thought you were cured!"
"I am!" replies the man, "I am no longer embarassed!"
