It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste
association. 'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what
flavor it is,' she tells the children. So she gives them all a cherry flavor,
and says, 'What flavor is that?'
The whole class answers 'Mmmm, that's
cherry.'
'Very good,' the teacher replies. So she gives them all a grape
and they reply, 'Mmm, that's grape.'
'Very good,' she says again.
Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed
by the strange taste, so the teacher says 'OK, I'll give you a hint, it's
something your parents might call each other.'
Billy spits his out on the
floor and yells, 'Spit 'em out everyone, they're ASSHOLES!' |
