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Mickey and Minnie

Posted By Funny.co.uk (03 February, 2003)

Mickey and Minnie were stand in front of the judge. Mickey wants a divorce from Minnie. The judge says 'Mickey, having heard why you want a divorce, I cannot grant you one. Minnie having buck teeth is not a good enough reason.'

Mickey says 'I didn't say she has buck teeth! I said she was fucking goofy!'

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