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Posted By Funny.co.uk (03 February, 2003)

A man went to see an agent as he wanted a career in showbusiness. The agent agreed the man was very talented and agreed he could go a long way. Despite this the agent would not take on the actor unless he was prepared to change his name.

Somewhat aghast the actor refused stating that his name, Penis Van Lesbian, was a name that had been in his family for generations and he was not going to change it.

Ten years later the agent received a letter from the would be actor saying that he had taken the agents advice and changed his name, with the result being that he had become a famous actor and made millions. Because of this he had enclosed a cheque for Ł100,000

He then signed the letter

Yours sincerely

Dick Van Dyke

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