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Fight In The Biscuit Tin

Posted By Funny.co.uk (03 February, 2003)

Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?

The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi!

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