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Cakes

Posted By Funny.co.uk (03 February, 2003)

An elderly man was was dying and in his last few moments he asked the Priest to take him down to the kitchen where his wife was baking.

The Priest carried the old man down and pushed through the kitchen door to see the table laden with home made cakes, cooling on wire trays.

The old man was reaching out for one,when his wife smacked his hand, saying

"Hands off! They're for the funeral!"

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