A man sits down at a table in a small cafe.

The waitress comes over to ask the man what he would like to order.

"I'll have a quicky please." He replies

"How dare you!" she says before she slaps him in the face and turns around and storms off.

Five minutes later, when she has calmed down, she comes back to take his order.

Again the same thing happens.

By this time an elderly lady has come in and sat down at a nearby table.

Resisting the urge to laugh she turns around and says to the man: "I'll think you'll find it's prodnounced quiche!"