Four guys were telling stories in a pub. One guy leaves to go
to the restroom. Three guys were left...........
The first guy says,"I
was worried that my son was going to be a loser because, he started out washing
cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break,they made him a
salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact,he's
so successful that he just gave his best friend a new "Mercedes" for his
birthday."
The second guy says,"I was worried about my son too because
he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out he got a break,they made
him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm In
fact,he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his
birthday."
The third guy says,"Yeah, I hear you. My son started out
sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well,HE got a break, they made him a
broker, and now he owns the brokerage firm.In fact,he's so rich that he just
gave his best friend $1 million in stockfor his birthday."
The fourth
guy comes back from the restroom. The first 3 explain that they are telling
stories about their kids so he says,"Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son
is a major disappointment.He started out as a hairdresser and is still a
hairdresser after 15 years.In fact,I just found out that he's GAY and has
SEVERAL boyfriends. But I try to look at the bright side,his boyfriends just
bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and $1 million in stock for his
birthday!"
