One day a bloke called Dave was sitting at the bar in a pub
when in walks his mate Steve with a massive grin on his face.
"What have
you got to be so happy about?" asks Dave
"It's my ferrit" says Steve
"ever since I got him I've been unable to wipe the smile off my face, he gives
the most amazing blow jobs"
"Give over" says Dave "you're pulling my
leg"
"No, straight up" says Steve "it's true and to prove it I'll let
you have a go"
So Steve pulls a ferrit from out of his trousers and
passes it to Dave.
"Ok, I'll try it now" says Dave and walks off to the
gents to give it a go.
30 seconds later (ok so Dave's easily pleased)
Dave walks out of the gents with an absolutely astonished look on his face
having had the best blow job of his entire life.
"I have GOT to have
this ferrit" says Dave "will you sell it to me?"
"Well I dunno, I might
for £75" says Steve
And so a deal was struck and Dave bought the ferrit
and took it home and showed his wife.
She was not happy at all
especially when she found out that Dave had spent £75 on it.
"A Ferrit,
I ask you, a ferrit, what the hell am I supposed to do with a ferrit?" asks his
wife. So Dave replies:
