On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot
strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the
parrot squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings
back a coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is
pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another
coke dogface!" Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another coke but
still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the
parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now you old
goat!"
The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and
thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the
parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly, you've got
guts!" |
