One day, a man walked into a Hotel and said "Do you have
a room?" Then the Manager said, "Yes, we have one with a pig, one with a
cow, and one with 18 ladies. He picked the one with the 18 ladies.
Another man walks into the hotel and says, "I need a room." The hotel
manager said, "OK, we have one with a pig, and one with a cow. He picked the
one with the pig. Then, one last man walks into the hotel, and says "I need
a room." The manager gave him the cow room, and the next day, the 3 men sat
together for breakfeast. The 1st man said, 'I feel like bacon." The other
man said "I feel like steak." And, the last man said, "I feel like a golf
ball that just went through all 18 holes!" |