A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The
doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the
window.
He immediately tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he
begins to stroke her thigh.
As he does this he says to the woman, "Do
you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any
abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is correct," says the
doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I'm
doing now?" he asks.
"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any
lumps or breast cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then
begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know
what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is
why I came here in the first place." |
