As a man takes his seat on a plane, he notices an attractive
lady across the aisle. He briefly admires her and then proceeds to read the book
he brought for the flight. A moment later, he hears the lady sneeze, and looks
up just in time to see her wipe her crotch with a tissue. He thinks it a bit
strange, and continues to read.
After a few more minutes pass, he looks
up at the sound of her sneezing, and again observes her wiping her crotch. This
happens several more times until the man can no longer contain his curiosity.
Turning to the woman he says, "Excuse me, miss, I'm sorry to be so
forward, but I couldn't help noticing that every time you sneeze, you wipe your
crotch. Why is that?"
The woman replies, "I have an unusual disease
which causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze."
To which the man
exclaims, "Oh my! That must be difficult! Are you taking anything for it?"
And the woman enthusiastically answers, "Yep...black pepper!"
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