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Doctors

Posted By Funny.co.uk (03 February, 2003)

A doctor had just finished shagging one of his patients, when he said to himself: you know its not right I should shag my own patients. Just then, a voice in his head said: dont worry about it, almost all doctors screw their patients. The doctor felt a little bit better, until another vocie in his head said: yeah but they're probably not vets....

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