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Deafness

Posted By Funny.co.uk (03 February, 2003)

A man visited his doctor to complain of deafness in his left ear. "I could hear perfectly well last night" the man said. The doctor shined his light into the man's ear. "What have we here" he said and, inserting a fine pair of tweezers withdrew a woman's tampon. "Good grief" said the patient, "may I use your phone doctor?" "Certainly, but who are you going to call?" "My wife - to tell her where my hearing aid is!"

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