A dad was driving his son home from school one day and a policeman starts following them,"oh,Shit!" the dad says.

"What does 'shit' mean dad?" his son says.

"Oh...erm...its another word for policeman". The dad and his kid arrive home and he sees that his mum is carving a turkey, "Fuck!" says the mum. 

"What does 'fuck' mean?"

"Oh its another word for carve" says the mum.

The kid goes upstairs and sees that his dad is shaving. "Bollocks!"says the dad.

"What does 'bollocks' mean?"says the kid.

"Oh, its another word for chin" the dad says.

The policeman followed him home and knocked on the door and the kid answers. He says "Hello you shit. My mums fucking a turkey and my dad is shaving his bollocks."